May 2013
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mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive ?????  
May 25th
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z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
May 21st
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truxtondogyuun: Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
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hatefucking: the-governess: milkpunk: familyfriendlyurl: why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean??????????????????? when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit
May 14th
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pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 
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April 2013
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March 2013
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February 2013
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Feb 28th
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intergalacticju asked: Bassdrop Cumberwubwubwub
Feb 23rd
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whitefag: Friends who buy you food are friends for life
Feb 20th
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January 2013
9 posts
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthew
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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December 2012
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hungarian: hell yeah i speak spanish!! uno dos tre salsa guacamole puta
Dec 16th
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jinseimajo: kumagawa-misogi: tsundere is for basic niggas thugdere over here give me your money little nigga i-it’s not like i want it, i need that shit for drugs
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November 2012
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